What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.