Who gets saved?

America

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.