Who gets saved?

America

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.