Who gets saved?

America

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over