Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!