Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.