Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols