Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols