What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*