Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.