Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
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Prime mates
You're a prime mate!
His prime-mate!
It's all relative.
It was a cantaloupe.
The first one written
The human race.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A crush crush
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
A Biplane.
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
He wanted 2 hit singles
Pregnant.
