Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D