Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..