Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.