Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.