Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
A pedantry.
He types, "HALOL"
Son: "Who's farted"
lol
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Because she never marries the best man.
The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!
