Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.