Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Do you know how to drive this thing "
Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Her knees swell up when she farts.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
She was hit by a bus
It e-loaf-es! :)
It was a cantaloupe.