Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
You know he's guilty.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
He farts.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
On a bunny-moon.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
