Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.