Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !