Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !