Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe