Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp