Credit to Bo Burnham.
A Moles Royce.
he lost interest
Space
Divorce!
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)