What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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An arm and a leg.

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They're married.

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs