How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!