How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.