How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.