How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*