How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.