Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver