Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.