Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.