Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.