Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.