Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!