Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

You might also enjoy:

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.