Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.