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Condescending
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
The Polterheist
You call an investigator
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Because they have their own scales!
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Prose before hoes.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Conditioner Gordon.
A condescending condescending
The plot.
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
A black man who committed a crime.
Small medium at large.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
He was shot in the face.
