How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!