How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.