How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum