Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.