Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.