Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.