Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.