What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.