What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!