What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...