What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...