What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!