What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.