What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal