Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
Dennays
PENNAY!
Guesu
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Because he was a sensei.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.