Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.