Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
PENNAY!
Because AIDS gets the girl
Because they can't get past their Masters.
They're masters in Arielle combat
Nittany Lions
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Because he was a sensei.