Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.