Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Penne.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS