Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Penne Jokes More Penne Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.