What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne