Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.