Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.