Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Semtex.

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.