Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.