Algae Bra Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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An algae bra.

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