How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.