How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections