How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.