How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!