Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Eraser Jokes More Eraser Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*