Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.