Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.