Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh