Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.