Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.