What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"