What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!