How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken