How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!