How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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HIYAH!

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Gluten Tag

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken