How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's kraken?

badum chh)

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!