How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What's kraken?

badum chh)

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!