How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What's kraken?

badum chh)