Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?