Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.