Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.