What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.