What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.