What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.