What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.