Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.