What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.