What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.