What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.