What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill