Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.