Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon