Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon