Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon