Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.