What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me