Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.