What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!