What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.