What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!