What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!