What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.