What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA