What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.