What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.