Karate Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!