What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!