What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!