What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.