What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

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