What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!