What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"