What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger