What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Pork and beans