What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.