How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.