A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
A horoscope.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
That's an oxy, moron!
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
An animal that puts you out a night !
HIP HOP
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.