How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.