Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).