Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
A completely rational fear.
Take them out their wheelchair.
they were cooked in Greece
A stupid Cupid!
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave