Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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On the range

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What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!