Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).