Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry