What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...