What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...