What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...