How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics