How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.