High Sperm Count Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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They know their knots.

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