How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary