How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.